Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
We do not throw food in this house!
Don't pee ... don't pee ... don't pee!
Fine, you want to push buttons? Now you watch QVC!
We do not punch the puppies!
Please don't lick the window.
Did you just poop in the shower ... again?!
What are you doi ... oh no you don ... OH SERIOUSLY?!
Please don't lick the coffee table ... again.
My point? When your kid doesn't make you sound like a wandering sage dispensing wisdom, he makes you sound like a raving lunatic with stress-induced tourettes. Then again, most of Nietzsche's writings indicate this is a thin line to begin with.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Saturday, March 16, 2013
My Wife has pointed out that I have all but abandoned the blog despite the fact that Sidney continues to do hilarious things. The feeble defense I proffered was that my masterfully long posts took time to craft, time I was electing to spend instead with our bouncing baby boy (or sleeping...ok, mostly sleeping). She has since destroyed the defense with the outside the box solution of making shorter posts (forgetting that lawyers have no concept of brevity). So, going forward, shorter, but more plentiful, posts.
As for Sidney, he preferred the longer posts. Gave him something to do during breakfast.
Stay tuned for musings on Sidney's recent graduation to full bore on walking.